Worst-Cheese scenario slipmat

You know you're at a shitty Dutch party when you're served this. Nobody wants it, but everyone still takes a piece. And you know how it is; you've eaten two pieces and acquired a taste for it, and then it's gone. That's also very normal at a shitty Dutch party. We serve our guests disgusting food, and more importantly; far too little. A wonderful Dutch tradition. You gotta love it.

So, are you going to organize a shitty party? Then you need these slipmats! Shitty party guaranteed!

Here are some more tips for a normal Dutch party;

• Make sure you prepare the sausage in the morning so it's nicely dried out by the afternoon.

• Arrange the chairs in a circle. Address people if they try to change seats.

• Deviled eggs. The filling of the eggs must be an unidentifiable jelly.

• Make sure your guests don't deviate from the approved conversation topics. Football, renovations, illnesses, today's youth.

Available individually or as a pair (2 pieces).
Printed on our felt 12-inch all-round slipmat, 2.5mm thick, or on our own felt scratch slipmats, 1.5mm thick, with an extra smooth underside. The choice is yours!